{"id":258,"date":"2025-07-02T00:03:40","date_gmt":"2025-07-02T00:03:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.sciencefictioncomedy.com\/book\/you-suck-a-love-story-bloodsucking-fiends-2-4\/"},"modified":"2025-07-02T00:03:40","modified_gmt":"2025-07-02T00:03:40","slug":"you-suck-a-love-story-bloodsucking-fiends-2-4","status":"publish","type":"book","link":"https:\/\/www.sciencefictioncomedy.com\/?book=you-suck-a-love-story-bloodsucking-fiends-2-4","title":{"rendered":"You Suck: A Love Story (Bloodsucking Fiends, 2)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span>Being undead sucks. Literally.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>Just ask C. Thomas Flood. Waking up after a fantastic night unlike anything he&#8217;s ever experienced, he discovers that his girlfriend, Jody, is a vampire. And surprise! Now he&#8217;s one, too. For some couples, the whole biting-and-blood thing would have been a deal breaker. But Tommy and Jody are in love, and they vow to work through their issues.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>But word has it that the vampire who initially nibbled on Jody wasn&#8217;t supposed to be recruiting. Even worse, Tommy&#8217;s erstwhile turkey-bowling pals are out to get him, at the urging of a blue-dyed Las Vegas call girl named (duh) Blue. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>And that <\/span><span class=\"a-text-italic\">really<\/span><span> sucks.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Being undead sucks. Literally. Just ask C. Thomas Flood. Waking up after a fantastic night unlike anything he&#8217;s ever experienced, he discovers that his girlfriend, Jody, is a vampire. And surprise! Now he&#8217;s one, too. For some couples, the whole biting-and-blood thing would have been a deal breaker. But Tommy and Jody are in love, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":259,"parent":0,"template":"","book-category":[75,76,32,77],"book-series":[],"book-author":[74],"class_list":["post-258","book","type-book","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","book-category-genre-fiction-literature-fiction-2","book-category-horror-genre-fiction-literature-fiction-2","book-category-literature-fiction-2","book-category-occult","book-author-christopher-moore"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sciencefictioncomedy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/book\/258","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sciencefictioncomedy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/book"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sciencefictioncomedy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/book"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sciencefictioncomedy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sciencefictioncomedy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/book\/258\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sciencefictioncomedy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/259"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sciencefictioncomedy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=258"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"book-category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sciencefictioncomedy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fbook-category&post=258"},{"taxonomy":"book-series","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sciencefictioncomedy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fbook-series&post=258"},{"taxonomy":"book-author","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sciencefictioncomedy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fbook-author&post=258"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}