{"id":134,"date":"2025-07-02T00:03:15","date_gmt":"2025-07-02T00:03:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.sciencefictioncomedy.com\/book\/ufo-farmers-2\/"},"modified":"2025-07-02T00:03:15","modified_gmt":"2025-07-02T00:03:15","slug":"ufo-farmers-2","status":"publish","type":"book","link":"https:\/\/www.sciencefictioncomedy.com\/?book=ufo-farmers-2","title":{"rendered":"UFO Farmers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span class=\"a-text-bold\">Slightly Vulgar. Totally Ridiculous. Deeply Unqualified to Save the Galaxy.<\/span><span><\/p>\n<p>When two Texas farmers unearth a thousand-year-old flying saucer, their simple country life takes an intergalactic turn for the absurd. Donny, a die-hard UFO conspiracy buff, finally gets his \u201cI told you so\u201d moment \u2013 dragging his sarcastic and skeptical friend Pablo into the most chaotic, side-splitting space adventure of the century.<\/p>\n<p>Before they can say \u201cWe come in peace,\u201d the two are hurtling through the cosmos, dodging trigger-happy lizard people, getting seduced by a telepathic blue alien, suffering abuse from their ship\u2019s snarky AI, and discovering that not only is Bigfoot real \u2013 he\u2019s also the galaxy\u2019s worst prison warden. Oh, and they might be humanity\u2019s only hope against total annihilation. No pressure.<\/p>\n<p>A fast-paced, irreverent, and wildly entertaining sci-fi comedy, UFO Farmers is perfect for fans of Hitchhiker\u2019s Guide to the Galaxy, Red Dwarf, Resident Alien, Futurama, and The Orville.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>UAPs, UFOs, non-human intelligence, ancient aliens and conspiracy theories are hilariously sent-up as this book tackles life\u2019s biggest questions \u2013 Are we alone? Who\u2019s really in charge? Why do tacos taste different in zero gravity? \u2013 and answers them with gut-busting hilarity.<\/p>\n<p>If you like your space adventures ridiculous, action-packed, and a little bit inappropriate \u2013 congratulations, you\u2019ve found your next favorite book.<\/p>\n<p><\/span><span class=\"a-text-bold\">Warning: Reading UFO Farmers may cause sudden bursts of laughter, loss of faith in government cover-ups, and an uncontrollable urge to scan the night sky for &#8220;drones&#8221; and \u201cweather balloons.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Slightly Vulgar. Totally Ridiculous. Deeply Unqualified to Save the Galaxy. When two Texas farmers unearth a thousand-year-old flying saucer, their simple country life takes an intergalactic turn for the absurd. Donny, a die-hard UFO conspiracy buff, finally gets his \u201cI told you so\u201d moment \u2013 dragging his sarcastic and skeptical friend Pablo into the most [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":135,"parent":0,"template":"","book-category":[50,49,48,10,9],"book-series":[],"book-author":[47],"class_list":["post-134","book","type-book","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","book-category-comedy-humor","book-category-humor","book-category-humor-entertainment","book-category-kindle-ebooks","book-category-kindle-store","book-author-dan-mcgrath"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sciencefictioncomedy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/book\/134","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sciencefictioncomedy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/book"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sciencefictioncomedy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/book"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sciencefictioncomedy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sciencefictioncomedy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/book\/134\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sciencefictioncomedy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/135"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sciencefictioncomedy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=134"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"book-category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sciencefictioncomedy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fbook-category&post=134"},{"taxonomy":"book-series","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sciencefictioncomedy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fbook-series&post=134"},{"taxonomy":"book-author","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sciencefictioncomedy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fbook-author&post=134"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}