{"id":100,"date":"2025-07-02T00:03:06","date_gmt":"2025-07-02T00:03:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.sciencefictioncomedy.com\/book\/galaxy-cruise-the-maiden-voyage-galaxy-cruise-complete-series\/"},"modified":"2025-07-02T00:03:06","modified_gmt":"2025-07-02T00:03:06","slug":"galaxy-cruise-the-maiden-voyage-galaxy-cruise-complete-series","status":"publish","type":"book","link":"https:\/\/www.sciencefictioncomedy.com\/?book=galaxy-cruise-the-maiden-voyage-galaxy-cruise-complete-series","title":{"rendered":"Galaxy Cruise: The Maiden Voyage (Galaxy Cruise &#8211; Complete Series)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span class=\"a-text-bold\">Humanity needed a hero. It got a karaoke DJ.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>Leo MacGavin is not the brightest specimen of humanity. But when he inadvertently rescues a flirty alien heiress, he\u2019s promoted from second-rate lounge entertainer to captain of the galaxy\u2019s most sophisticated cruise ship.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>Before he can flee in terror, a human-hating executive gives Leo an ultimatum\u2014complete the vessel\u2019s maiden voyage or mankind\u2019s last colony will be turned into a sewage dump. To make matters worse, a militant cyborg is undermining his authority, a giant spider is terrifying the passengers, and a sentient plant keeps stealing all the beer.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>If Leo ever wants to see his home again, he\u2019ll have to keep the guests happy through seven days of onboard antics and madcap shore excursions. As strange malfunctions tear the ship apart, can he hold his rag-tag crew together, or will he flush the last bastion of humanity down the crapper?<\/span><\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"a-text-italic\">Galaxy Cruise: The Maiden Voyage<\/span><span> is a hilarious sci-fi comedy for readers who love <\/span><span class=\"a-text-italic\">The Hitchhiker\u2019s Guide to the Galaxy<\/span><span> and <\/span><span class=\"a-text-italic\">Space Team<\/span><span>. And moviegoers who love <\/span><span class=\"a-text-italic\">Galaxy Quest<\/span><span>, <\/span><span class=\"a-text-italic\">Spaceballs<\/span><span>, and <\/span><span class=\"a-text-italic\">Guardians of the Galaxy<\/span><span>. And TV watchers who love <\/span><span class=\"a-text-italic\">Red Dwarf<\/span><span>, <\/span><span class=\"a-text-italic\">Futurama<\/span><span>, and <\/span><span class=\"a-text-italic\">The Orville<\/span><span>. And people who basically just want to see <\/span><span class=\"a-text-italic\">The Love Boat<\/span><span> on a spaceship.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"a-text-bold\">Don\u2019t get left on the spacedock! Grab your copy of <\/span><span class=\"a-text-bold a-text-italic\">Galaxy Cruise<\/span><span class=\"a-text-bold\"> now!<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Humanity needed a hero. It got a karaoke DJ. Leo MacGavin is not the brightest specimen of humanity. But when he inadvertently rescues a flirty alien heiress, he\u2019s promoted from second-rate lounge entertainer to captain of the galaxy\u2019s most sophisticated cruise ship. Before he can flee in terror, a human-hating executive gives Leo an ultimatum\u2014complete [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":101,"parent":0,"template":"","book-category":[33,34,32],"book-series":[],"book-author":[38],"class_list":["post-100","book","type-book","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","book-category-humor-satire-literature-fiction-2","book-category-humorous","book-category-literature-fiction-2","book-author-marcus-alexander-hart"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sciencefictioncomedy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/book\/100","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sciencefictioncomedy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/book"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sciencefictioncomedy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/book"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sciencefictioncomedy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sciencefictioncomedy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/book\/100\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sciencefictioncomedy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/101"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sciencefictioncomedy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=100"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"book-category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sciencefictioncomedy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fbook-category&post=100"},{"taxonomy":"book-series","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sciencefictioncomedy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fbook-series&post=100"},{"taxonomy":"book-author","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sciencefictioncomedy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fbook-author&post=100"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}